where is your husband??!

my lady colleague n her husband stay in a rather unsafe suburb. once when she was by herself at home, a dark pacific guy neighbour knocked on her door and asked:

'where is your husband??!'

of course she was damn frightened n dun dare to open the door n only talked through an open window instead. Turns out dat the neighbour need her husband to help start up his car.......

some days later, an indian guy neighbour knocked on her door and asked:

'where is your husband??'

happens dat her husband was sleeping, the indian neighbour then said: 'oh, then u come n have a drink wif me instead!'


good grief.......